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A team of disabled service personnel developing a revolutionary thought-controlled fighter plane is pressed into service to repel an alien invasion.
Ordinarily I am amongst the first to defend Asylum films from the &#39;worst film ever made&#39; brigade, citing their tiny budgets and tight schedules, however even I am struggling to make any sort of case for this effort.<br/><br/>For a start, the plot line requiring all the main characters to have some sort of disability seems a bit tenuous, to say the least. I can honestly say this is the only movie I&#39;ve seen in which the primary protagonists are respectively in a wheelchair, on crutches, and have only one hand (or more accurately, has one very long sleeve). One can only wonder if the script-writers didn&#39;t also have a disability - word- blindness. The forced banality of the screenplay is exceeded only by the all around garbageness of the sfx. (I&#39;m sure the cgi flying monsters were recycled from another Asylum movie…..Dragon Crusaders perhaps?) And don&#39;t get me started on the acting……<br/><br/>Sorry Asylum, but there&#39;s no excuse for this kind of dross - and that&#39;s coming from someone who thought Operation Dunkirk was a decent flick.<br/><br/>Must do better next time!
Have made no secret in the past of intensely disliking, and even outright hating a lot, a vast majority of The Asylum&#39;s (near-universally maligned for good reason) output, though there is curiosity as to whether they are capable of making something good and compulsive about their output&#39;s badness. Admittedly, The Asylum do have a small group of watchable films and the occasional (big emphasis on that word) above average one, unfortunately outweighed by the lacklustre at best and often dreadful films they churn out.<br/><br/>After seeing &#39;Alien Convergence&#39;, giving it a fair chance and trying to not let bias get the better of me, as much as it actually pains me to say it do agree with everybody else who not only found it an awful film but also one of The Asylum&#39;s worst. One of their most amateurish and intelligence-insulting certainly, all their trademark flaws are here in &#39;Alien Convergence&#39;.<br/><br/>Just for the record, giving a film the lowest possible rating is incredibly rare for me these days (until seeing &#39;Geo-Disaster&#39; a few days ago had not given out the rating in weeks), trying to be a fair reviewer trying to see the good in everything viewed. That rating is only reserved for films etc. that look like no effort or heart was put into it and like nobody was trying, a cardinal sin in film but actually not committed all that often. &#39;Alien Convergence&#39; is one of the worst examples of this in recent memory.<br/><br/>Visually, &#39;Alien Convergence&#39; looks incredibly cheap even for something made on a low budget. It&#39;s very drably and sometimes dizzyingly shot, incoherently edited (bacon-slicer-like) with glaring and unforgivably sloppy continuity errors and even the scenery doesn&#39;t make much impression despite being actually the least bad aspect of the film. Even worse are some of the most laughable and pathetic-looking special effects to be seen on celluloid, actually looking they were done as an afterthought and on the small remainder of the money they had left.<br/><br/>Can remember little about the music, which tended to be intrusive, annoying and out of place. The dialogue is utter gibberish and truly juvenile and unnatural, even by The Asylum standards and even in their best efforts the script is one of the weaker assets. How it was approved beyond first draft is beyond comprehension.<br/><br/>There is absolutely nothing thrilling, tense, suspenseful, emotionally investable or fun about the story. The predictability may have been forgivable if the film was actually engaging let alone exciting but it fails to be either throughout. Lets not get started on how insultingly nonsensical and ridiculous it is, things similarly are so vague and confused that coherence was also a major issue in places. The conflict had no urgency, imagination, fun or menace at all, it was all just dull and dumb.<br/><br/>As sort of expected, as it is a trademark of The Asylum it seems, there are illogical and irritating character behaviours that makes one endear to them even less in a film with not one interesting or rootable character. There is not one halfway decent performance either, almost like they weren&#39;t even trying.<br/><br/>Overall, awful with nothing redeeming about it, except that it is not quite as blatantly derivative as other Asylum efforts. 1/10 Bethany Cox

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